The gideons should start leaving kindles or kobos

Just a thought, but on opening the bedside drawer in a hotel room to find a bible from the gideons the following ocurred to me

1: why do these gideons always leave bibles behind?

2: if i chose to read the bible i would no longer have to carry a book when travelling as those chaps have always left a copy

3: in these modern times perhaps the gideons could be encouraged to start leaving kindle like devices on which we could login and acess our preferred literature?

4: who are the gideons anyway, and why dont they read some other fiction, like some clancy or jeffery archer?

Oh well, with no other option here goes, chapter 1, genesis...should be good, they did some great tunes!